Score: 2 out of 10
Of course my very first post for Project BBB would be...beer..! Anyways, as I attempt to review this beer... I hope y'all keep in mind that I hate beer in general, and I don't have the most refined taste buds. So this review is extremely personal, biased and extremely misleading.
So I picked this baby up from Whole Foods, because I liked its pretty purple packaging, and above all....DOUBLE CHOCOLATE. Guess what? Doesn't taste like chocolate.
It is so bitter. It has some funky chemical caramel thing going on...and I can't really drink more than 1mL at a time (sorry fellow Amuricans, I still follow the metric system!). My throat feels like it's growing some weird beer malt bacteria inside. I am already googling "what to do with leftover beer." However, it is somewhat tolerable as its texture is not so ooey-gooey, so I can just drink it instead of water while I am having my frozen pizza. I just can't really breathe while I am drinking it though, because I can't stand its smell.
I sincerely hope I discover good beers as I move forward.
Happy Columbus Day ERRRBODY!